Hey loser,
I am sure that you are aware of the fact that Christmas is coming closer fast.
What is the best way to serve your goddess with? Correct, presents/gift voucher and sending tributes.
Get your hands out of your short and serve your goddess promptly! Show me one time in the year that you are of any use for me.
Merry Christmas

There's the place where you belong...
Already drooling, loser?

My birthday is near... Correctly, your goddesses birthday is on 28th May and I expect from my slaves and subs a special treatment on my special day.
Send my an Amazon voucher, tribute me or take over a bill - I am pretty sure that you'll find the right thing to make me more or less happy...
